What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:27

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

A Biologist Spotlights The World’s Most Aggressive Bird. Hint: It’s Flightless, It’s Not The Ostrich, And It’s Been Known To Kill People - Forbes

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

MindsEye developer confirms layoffs as it "focuses on updates and performance optimization for MindsEye" - GamesIndustry.biz

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Horoscope for Thursday, June 12, 2025 - Chicago Sun-Times

Then came..

Another attempt resulted in ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The "Tooth Hurty" Joke Has Its Origins In Ancient, Armored Fish - Defector

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No, not a chance

What if you were the only and last person left on Earth. How will you survive and what would you do with your life?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No go.

What’s something you’ve learned that you think everyone should know, but nobody talks about?

Still no good.

No way

They put up a sign reading

Scientists Finally “See” Key Protein That Controls Inflammation - SciTechDaily

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How do people in other countries view Trump's trade policies and their impact on the global economy?

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

BYU QB Retzlaff intends to transfer, sources say - ESPN

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

What are incels doing wrong?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Everyone loved it.

SpaceX launches 23 Starlink satellites on Falcon 9 rocket from Cape Canaveral - Spaceflight Now

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.