What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:27

Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
What’s something you’ve learned that you think everyone should know, but nobody talks about?
Still no good.
No way
They put up a sign reading
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
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Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Everyone loved it.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.